Babydaddy.

Overheard as we left the pediatrician's office:
James squints to an extreme extent on an overcast day

Me: We should have asked the doctor if he's part vampire.
Bub: (grumbling sarcastically) I wonder who the daddy would be.
Me: Ooooh...Edward Cullen!

I know I should be ashamed but I'm just not.

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