I want to live on Sham Road

When I was a kid I wanted to be Vanna White. She was really pretty, she wore an evening gown as a part of her job and everyone in America loved her. I gave up my dream when I was around six when the prospect of marrying a New Kid came up. It could happen. If only I was into late nights of drinking and cocaine at age six, me and Donnie Walburg (the one on the floor with the FANTASTIC hair) could have made it.

But for about a year all I have wanted was for this development to be true. I think it's the Giraffe-Only Zoo that gets me.

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